I just found this thing in the clearance section at Starbucks. It is quite easily the most cute/disturbing thing I've seen since those weird Don Hertzfeldt cartoons Hasser made me watch in his basement.

Look at this thing! Just look at it. The cookie is so damn happy (in a overly freakish way - like the dancing hotdogs during drive-thru movie intermissions). I actually had a dozen or so people at work arguing with each other about whether or not it *thought* that it was a cookie or candy corn.

I'm kinda sorry I bought it now. I'm never going to be able to eat the damn thing - as much as it clearly wants me to. Perverted candy corn cookie.