This just in...

OH MY GOD! WHAT IS GOING ON?!? THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN END! OH MY.....What? It's what?...Oh...It's snowing.....Oh....whew.

Guess I can put my apocalypse-ready kit back away now. I'm glad I turned on the news before I boarded myself up in Costco, and prepared to fight off the hoardes of zombie invaders.

Maybe I'll go make a snow angel instead.