"Down with Robots! Down with Gothika!"



So what exactly does my website (and Hasser's) and the recent release Gothika have in common? Well, they were both the target of Movieweb's B. Alan Orange in one of his latest film reviews. Yeah, that's right. I was slammed in a film review about a movie I had nothing to do with (it might as well have been Gothika though, that part I don't have a problem with). For my part, he said "It’s about time a new war raged across the Internet landscape, and you can blame that rubber-covered battery-f*cker over at www.littlelostrobot.com for all the dead bodies that will soon be piling up in cyberspace." Like Seanbaby, he believes that one day robots will try to enslave the human race and that somehow I'll betray my race and help them (like Baltar in Battlestar Galactica).

Although that was nothing to what he unleashed on Gothika. Here's a sample: "Even if this thing weren’t awash in drippy tones of gothic cock-swab, it would still be a hard mystery to swallow in one solid piece. The thing rips flesh from the throat like a Life Saver swallowed whole." and "I’d rather stick my d*ck in a pencil sharpener."

As I'm writing this, I realize that I really don't have a problem with any of this - except for Gothika, which was just bad. The review was actually really funny. Thanks for the shout-out Orange, and for all the good you bring to this world.