One film to win them all.
I lost the office Academy Awards pool last night, but only by one point! It was a slight relief though, since I organized it, and didn't want be accused of fraud in the event that I won. But, you know why I lost? At the last minute I picked that song from A Mighty Wind because I thought it was funny. Damn that Mitch and Mickey (whom I keep calling Mickey and Mallory, from Natural Born Killers, by accident). I was thrilled that LOTR was a clean sweep at the ceremony, but my girlfriend still refuses to have anything to do with it (because she's scared of the Gollum...and the Elijah Wood).

The New Modern Catchphrase

Late last week Hasser started a new feature on his website. He takes old photos of his friends and coworkers and puts retarded captions to them, calling it "HasserVision's Lame Comics." So, since I've been photoshopped numerous times by Hasser, I decided to implement a similar feature on my page - using only Hasser. From now on he will only be saying the new catchphrase I selected for him. Soon to be gracing the front of T-shirts and coffee mugs everywhere, no doubt.