I love MMORPGs (too much).

I just made a list for myself of all the things I need to get done this week, and let me tell you: there's a ton. Will I get all of it, or any of it done? That remains to be seen. It would be so much easier if I didn't play MMORPGs all the time.



At midnight tonight, City of Heroes is set to launch, and while I think it'll be fun...I just have too many online games in my life. I play a heck of a lot of Star Wars Galaxies, and the space travel expansion was officially announced this week. I still play pay for Everquest becuase I can't bring myself to kill off Loveknife - "Norraths' Greatest Bard and Champion of the People". And, when Everquest 2 comes out (or as some are now calling it, the greatest online game EVER) I'll have to face the fact that I'm gonna have to pull the plug on Jodakai - "Space Preacer who teaches the word of the Force with a Rifle." [see above photo]. I'm not worried about the monthly service charges, I just don't even have the time. And believe me, all I want to do is make the time. I'm worried about killing off my imaginary online personas. It'll be like that movie Identity with John Cusack, where the deranged mental patient has to kill off all his other multiple personalities in his head to survive (sorry for just ruining the film for those of you who haven't seen it).

I'm sure nobody but me and the online game geeks want to read about this. I remember Seanbaby going off about this once in an article (scroll down to the #4 on the list), and I know it was about me. Fucker.

Speaking of Star Wars...
The Star Wars Kid has been photoshopped again. This time into the Kill Bill Teaser trailer [video link].

And there was an insane ebay auction for a custom made Star Destroyer. Imagine the shipping costs on that thing (from England, no less).

What did the five fingers say to the face?
New shirt for all you "I'm Rick James, Bitch!"fans. And, this one, as well. T-shirts are fine, but boxer shorts might be going to far.

Rick James soundboard. Takes a while to load, kinda-sorta worth the wait.

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I'm gonna start leaving ebay feedback, like this guy does.