So, today our assignment was to go do a follow-up about a construction worker that was a victim of a hit-run accident this morning. When I saw the story on the news this morning, I said to myself, "I'm gonna be working on that today." How did I know? Because I did the last two stories exactly like it. But, today was different...we brought the radar gun.



Kelley was going for a "Charlie's Angels" look in this pic. I, however was straight up gangsta thuggin'.



I know what you're thinking: "If it's such a problem, then why don't I even see cars driving by in the photos." My answer: You couldn't see them - they were going that fast, and the speed limit is only 45mph.

We were using the gun to illustrate how most people still speed through the construction zone. And they did. When it was my turn to play with the radar gun I would look at the cars as they drove past me - as they looked nervously in our direction to see if we were cops - and then give them disapproving looks and gestures, as if to say, "C'mon man, that's way too fast." We didn't stay out there near the freeway for too long, since we figured our chances for survival were slowly going down, and there had been enough carnage out there already today.

Tomorrow, I'm shooting a team of ex-criminals as they strip a SUV live in our studio during the news. And my vampire story airs. All of this fun, and it's only Monday. At this rate, I'll be interviewing lizard-space-ninjas by Thursday.

In other news:
New Morrissey comes out today! Looks like I'm gonna be playing Grand Theft Auto:Vice City to Morrissey tonight after work.

Smile! Flash cartoon for people who likes things that make themselves cry. Like Morrissey albums, for example.

This guy wants you to spam his Gmail.

Rock the vote!
Today is election day, so at LLR I've decided to have my own independent election. Well, okay...it's more like a web poll. Here goes:

Monster in a Wheelchair video. Brilliant or fucking retarded? Place you vote in the comments section below.