It's been two weeks since the Dukes of Hazzard movie came out, and I still haven't heard a Dukes follow-up from my brother Tater (who really should have a blog of his own). So, I called him up to finally get a review out of him:

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[phone rings. Tater answers.]

Sup?

Did you see the movie yet?

No, I was supposed to go to coast last weekend. I'll make sure I'll see it his week.

What? It came out like 2 weeks ago. I thought you were a Dukes fan.

Oh yeah. Seeing a movie with numb nuts and dimble-fuck isn't that high on my priority list.

Well, this isn't going to make for a very interesting post-movie review.

Sorry, man. I'll see it eventually.

Git-R-Done.

(sighs) Shut up.

----- [end phone conversation ] -----


My interview with Tater ran short. In its place, here's a photo of Tater nearly lighting himself on fire in true redneck fashion.

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Links Round-up


Bryan sent me this rad Patton Oswalt short story about what happened to the "sweep the leg" kid from The Karate Kid. And that link gives me a good excuse to link to Mike's fascinating article on The Tao of William Zabka.

Someone made a techno mix of the "Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?" sketch from Chappelle's Show.

I'll be making a trip to CVS today, now that someone finally hacked the disposable digital video camera.