sassy britches
Living in the Mill isn't all that bad. There's the occasional weird bug or late night fire alarm, but nothing too serious.
That was....until now.

Something truly frightening has moved in, across the hall from us. Something called:
"Lil' Miss Sassy Britches!"
[insert Psycho shower scene music here]

It's there, waiting...watching. I can just barely see it out the edge of our peep hole, and it's looking in my direction with some preternatural awareness, as if it knows I'm spying on it. I also have a feeling that it's wandering around outside my door, but somehow gets back into position a moment before I peek out the door to see what's out there.
It moved in a few days ago, and every morning it catches me by surprise. I forget that it's standing there and I suddenly catch glimpse of what seems to be one of the little dead girls from the Shining, out the corner of my eye.
Then I let out a sigh of relief and say, "Damn you, Miss Sassy Britches!" But, I quickly stifle my anger, force a little smile to my face, and back away, down the hall. Because I know it understands me.
And, I know someday...
...it will come to kill me.
That was....until now.

Something truly frightening has moved in, across the hall from us. Something called:
"Lil' Miss Sassy Britches!"
[insert Psycho shower scene music here]

It's there, waiting...watching. I can just barely see it out the edge of our peep hole, and it's looking in my direction with some preternatural awareness, as if it knows I'm spying on it. I also have a feeling that it's wandering around outside my door, but somehow gets back into position a moment before I peek out the door to see what's out there.
It moved in a few days ago, and every morning it catches me by surprise. I forget that it's standing there and I suddenly catch glimpse of what seems to be one of the little dead girls from the Shining, out the corner of my eye.
Then I let out a sigh of relief and say, "Damn you, Miss Sassy Britches!" But, I quickly stifle my anger, force a little smile to my face, and back away, down the hall. Because I know it understands me.
And, I know someday...
...it will come to kill me.






10 Comments:
Robot, I thought I was your little secret. Now that you have shared my identity with the world, you will share no more!
I'll be in the car.
That thing's gonna swallow your soul dude.
You've gotta make a little video on that story Robot. Edit in music and all. do it. DO IT!!!
Or I swear on all that's unholy I will pray to the Dark Lord to give Miss Sassy Britches a soul more evil than the one she already has.
Oh, and do post it. thanks
Oh, and "Mill's Mill?" Hello, Department of Redundancy Department!
That bitch was my understudy in the Re-Deadening. I showed her.
I've been following your blog for some time... why do I now feel I've followed you into the valley of the shadows?
I'm not sure I want to know
1) How you know that thing has britches.
2) Why they're sassy.
Dude, you should've known that apt. complex was a house of horrors. The proof is right there on their Web site! I clicked on the "Mills Mill" link and started reading. Everything looked nice and fine until I got to their list of amenities and saw "A bark park for FOUR-LEGGED MEMBERS OF YOUR FAMILY to romp." Four-legged members of your family!!? Shit, if anyone in my family had four legs they'd be romping as far as the chains that kept them attatched to the basement wall would let them.
What a truely southern thing to say..."britches" Welcome to SC!
Some people are just going overboard with Halloween. In Miss Sassy Britches's case, some people are just careening off the beaten path.
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