Driving home from Atlanta this weekend, I reluctantly pulled-over at a truck stop to fuel-up on diesel and drink caffeine. While I was walking around the store in a daze, I strolled past the ubiquitous aisle filled with Nascar merchandise and civil war memorabilia. My eyes scanned past dozens of porcelain confederate soldiers, and were preternaturally drawn to the end of the aisle - where I found the most out-of-place item:

The Rock'N Robot!




Like most robot toys, the Rock'N Robot is manufactured in China. But, what sets this guy apart from all the rest of his emotionless robot-communist friends is what's branded right there on the package: "Everyone will go nuts over him!" and "Watch him bust a move!"

But, rather then sit here and try to describe the robot's rump-shaking to you, I decided to YouTube (is that a verb now?) a little video of me trying to make it dance.



As you can see, it only "busts a move" for around 2-10 seconds at a time. But, I'll reluctantly gladly add him to my growing collection of dancing robots.