PHOTO ESSAY: THE BORG 4D ADVENTURE IN LAS VEGAS



I'll make a long story short and just say this: We went to the Borg 4D adventure in Las Vegas, got really drunk, and ran around the 'ride' screaming and making fools of ourselves. I would talk more about it, but there could be legal issues involved.

Anyway, I took about sixty photos here are a few of my favorites:



We ordered these enormous fish bowl sized drinks at the space bar. [above]

They wouldn't lets us order a giant drink by ourselves, so we each had to get half-sized versions. We ended up each drinking three of those. [below]


Audio ate his space-gumbo-with-a-retarded-name at warp speed.

Seanbaby, and I had a contest to see who could suck the hardest. 
He always wins sucking contests.



Here's a shot of my pizza. Notice the shape? It's that way because it's from THE FUTURE!



One of the highlights of the evening was many visits from the Borg-guy patrolling the space bar. He kinda looked like Jason Vorhees, but was all borg when it came down to it. We tried to catch him all kinds of logical loopholes, and offered him several of our drinks, but he was too much Borg to go for it.

Below is a shot of Seanbaby ridiculing him about his robotic genitals while I shout from behind the camera, "What is love? What is love?" in a creepy robotic voice.




Here's a shot of our space-check. It seemed rather high - until we tried to walk, and realized that we had consumed hundreds of dollars in space liquor.

We also drunkenly filled out a lengthy comment card about our Borg friend. 

Here's a rough transcript:

"Seriously - my name is Seanbaby and I'm hilarious, and Rall will not break character for ANYTHING! Nice work. May the collective whatever from space in your time continuum!!!"
                           -Sean!

"I'm not exactly sure of his designation, but I think that the Borg representative did a fabulous job. We questioned him on several aspects of the  Borg experience and he was for real!
For example: 
1) He expressed concern over the continuum's assimilation of Species 8472.
2) He explained several reasons why we could not provide him with alcoholic beverages.
3) He said that Paris Hilton was hotter that Alice Crige (from Star Trek: First Contact)- which is true in about any century.
                         - LL Robot

It seemed a lot funnier at the time, but we were getting so trashed I'm impressed we even got all of that down on paper.

Hasser and I try to stop a warp core breach.



Hasser was eventually assimilated by the Borg collective.
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